How to Cleanse Your Home
- Samantha Porter

- Aug 13
- 2 min read
How to Cleanse Your Home Energetically (Without Freaking Out Your Neighbors)
Look, your home picks up energy the same way your phone picks up smudges—quickly, and from literally everyone who comes near it. That argument you had in the kitchen? Still lingering. The weird vibes from that one cousin’s visit? Yep, they’re hanging out in the hallway. Even last week’s bad day at work could be hiding in the couch cushions.
It’s time to kick that stale, funky energy out and invite the good stuff back in.
Step 1: Declare War on Funky Vibes
Before you grab your sage or palo santo, set your intention. Say it out loud (bonus points if you sound like a Marvel hero):
“Only positive, uplifting energy is welcome here. Everything else—hit the road.”
Step 2: Smoke ’Em Out
Light your sage, cedar, or palo santo and gently wave it around each room like you’re directing invisible traffic.
Hit doorways, corners, and closets (that’s where energy likes to hide and plot).
Don’t forget under the bed—yes, even if the only thing living there is a family of dust bunnies.
Keep windows and doors open during this process to let the energy leave.
Tip: If smoke cleansing isn’t your thing, you can use a sound bowl, bell, or even your own clapping hands. Loud claps in every corner not only shift energy, but might also confuse your pets in a highly entertaining way.
Step 3: Sprinkle Like a Mystic Chef
Mix salt with a little protective herb (rosemary, lavender, basil—whatever you have) and sprinkle it along doorways and windowsills. This creates a “no bad vibes” forcefield. Just don’t mix it up with your cooking salt unless you like your pasta extra magical.
Step 4: Fresh Air is Your Friend
Open your windows—yes, even if it’s cold. Let the energy (and maybe last night’s cooking smell) escape. Imagine the stale energy floating out and fresh, new energy rushing in to fill your home.
Step 5: Seal the Deal
Once your space feels lighter, light a candle or place crystals like black tourmaline or selenite near the entrances. This locks in the good energy like a cosmic security system.
💫 Bottom Line: Your home should feel like a sanctuary, not like it’s holding onto last year’s bad juju. Make cleansing a monthly ritual—or more often if your week has been “one of those weeks.”
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